Crunch crunch crunch “Ish it workin’? Yeah it’sh workin…”
Crunch crunch crunch.
“Okay, so like. I gotta put these nay-sayers to rest. And by ‘put to rest’ I mean bitch at the glow-box and by ‘nay-sayers’ I mean anyone who doubts my amazing culinary skills. Like Drex –” crunch crunch crunch “And Vali. Especially Vali.
So, see. The thing is, Vali is super jealous of my cooking genius. Because I figured it out. I figured out the perfect food. Wait for it…”
Crunch crunch crunch. Continue reading “Second Crystal”
“Okay… is this working? I think it’s working. Hi! Oh. Wait you can’t see that. Uh. My name is Jax. Or Jack, apparently. Because I’m singular.
…whatever that means. Continue reading “First Crystal”
Hi. So. Uh, my name is Jaxkol Dawnsedge. Previously Shadowriot, previously-previously Shadowfel. I am a Ren’dorei living in Stormwind, nothing strange about me just a perfectly normal Ren’dorei, yup. Absolutely not a Sin’dorei hiding from someone in enemy territory. Nope.
Anyhow. I like to cook, among other things. I was telling Miss Katychla about that and she offered me this really… weird… journal thing. Said I would “making the betters use of it” than she was. So I guess that means you’re mine now, huh?
Don’t worry… I’ll take good care of you.
She said that sometimes books like this can talk back and… damn that just sounds cool as fel! So… I’m going to pick up where she left off. I’m going to document my best cooking recipes and my experiences around Azeroth.
I can’t wait to see what we do together…
Oh, right. And this is me!