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Second Crystal

Posted on September 23, 2018October 14, 2018 by Action Jaxkol

Crunch crunch crunch “Ish it workin’? Yeah it’sh workin…”

Crunch crunch crunch.

“Okay, so like. I gotta put these nay-sayers to rest. And by ‘put to rest’ I mean bitch at the glow-box and by ‘nay-sayers’ I mean anyone who doubts my amazing culinary skills. Like Drex –” crunch crunch crunch “And Vali. Especially Vali.

So, see. The thing is, Vali is super jealous of my cooking genius. Because I figured it out. I figured out the perfect food. Wait for it…”

Crunch crunch crunch. Continue reading “Second Crystal” →

Meal of the Week: Pepper Egg Soup

Posted on September 21, 2018 by Action Jaxkol

When you have to make pepper eggs, waste not want not!

Fresh pepper egg soup with sage leaf garnish. Delicious and practical. Bone app the teeth.

…wait what? I’m supposed to explain how? …Uh…

Okay uh. So… Pepper eggs are made with like. Well. I use them for quick getaways, right? You take a small egg like from a bird or a dragon hawk, you use a dagger to poke a hole in both ends, and you blow the contents out into a bowl. Like. with your mouth. Literally blow it.

Then you finish with the pepper egg, using whatever you have on hand. The Golden Keg is near a blacksmithing station so I had access to flint AND gunpowder. These are really good eggs.

Anyhow, once you have the egg-snot in a bowl uh. Make it look pretty? I dunno, it’s really good protein, so pepper-egg restock day is usually my biggest food day. It’s amazing. It’s the best.

It’s not for everyone.

Jax's Crystals and Musings, World of Warcraft

First Crystal

Posted on September 21, 2018October 14, 2018 by Action Jaxkol

“Okay… is this working? I think it’s working. Hi! Oh. Wait you can’t see that. Uh. My name is Jax. Or Jack, apparently. Because I’m singular.

…whatever that means. Continue reading “First Crystal” →

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Half-Hill Baked Eggplant

Posted on November 19, 2016November 1, 2018 by caiem

Halfhill is an amazing and beautiful place. The Auchindoun of cooking, there is no better place for aspiring chefs to learn the intricacies of their trade, from delicate broths to hearty meats. And so it is there that we pilgrimaged to find the best recipes.

We met up with Lien Huo, a Pandaren mage and five generation farmer, to ask for her favorite food from the Valley of the Four Winds.

Continue reading “Half-Hill Baked Eggplant” →

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Meatbread

Posted on November 11, 2016November 1, 2018 by caiem

Orkrana the shaman had a sour expression as she emerged from the kitchen with her strange, misshapen lump. The delicious scent was undeniable though.

Continue reading “Meatbread” →

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Introduction

Posted on November 5, 2016November 6, 2016 by caiem

Welcome to Feed the Horde, brought to you by the guild Revolution, of Wyrmrest Accord (US). Join us on our journey across Azeroth (and beyond!), sampling the local fare and culture.

Every week we will share a new recipe inspired by the popular MMORPG, World of Warcraft as well as from other popular games or fantasy series.

And now let us begin our quest to Feed the Horde.