I had a dream that I was in Dalaran and some mages were using me as proof that elves evolved from gnolls. I was so insulted I woke up.
Author: Action Jaxkol
Just you're basic -cough-'dorei tryin' to make it in Azeroth.
Meal of the Week: Pepper Egg Soup
When you have to make pepper eggs, waste not want not!
Fresh pepper egg soup with sage leaf garnish. Delicious and practical. Bone app the teeth.
…wait what? I’m supposed to explain how? …Uh…
Okay uh. So… Pepper eggs are made with like. Well. I use them for quick getaways, right? You take a small egg like from a bird or a dragon hawk, you use a dagger to poke a hole in both ends, and you blow the contents out into a bowl. Like. with your mouth. Literally blow it.
Then you finish with the pepper egg, using whatever you have on hand. The Golden Keg is near a blacksmithing station so I had access to flint AND gunpowder. These are really good eggs.
Anyhow, once you have the egg-snot in a bowl uh. Make it look pretty? I dunno, it’s really good protein, so pepper-egg restock day is usually my biggest food day. It’s amazing. It’s the best.
It’s not for everyone.
First Crystal
“Okay… is this working? I think it’s working. Hi! Oh. Wait you can’t see that. Uh. My name is Jax. Or Jack, apparently. Because I’m singular.
…whatever that means. Continue reading “First Crystal”
Under New Management
Hi. So. Uh, my name is Jaxkol Dawnsedge. Previously Shadowriot, previously-previously Shadowfel. I am a Ren’dorei living in Stormwind, nothing strange about me just a perfectly normal Ren’dorei, yup. Absolutely not a Sin’dorei hiding from someone in enemy territory. Nope.
Anyhow. I like to cook, among other things. I was telling Miss Katychla about that and she offered me this really… weird… journal thing. Said I would “making the betters use of it” than she was. So I guess that means you’re mine now, huh?
Don’t worry… I’ll take good care of you.
She said that sometimes books like this can talk back and… damn that just sounds cool as fel! So… I’m going to pick up where she left off. I’m going to document my best cooking recipes and my experiences around Azeroth.
I can’t wait to see what we do together…
Oh, right. And this is me!
Feed the Horde 