I don’t usually do these as like… I mean, who really wants to know that much about me? I already babble enough as is and it’s hard enough to shut me up but…
Okay. Here we go. Continue reading “Getting to Know Me: A Z and Cinder challenge”
Tag: Jaxkol
Meal of the Week: Stormwind Streetfood
When you’re too lazy to clean a dish….
Uh. So again… like… Food is new to me. I am literally starving, so living at a tavern with access to inexpensive food is a fucking Light-send. Near the Stockades (which I’m told are like… Handcuffs for your entire head that you have to stand in in public as punishment) are a bunch of food carts that set up every day.
Today’s meal are sausages from Ironforge, I’m told they’re ram meat. The sauce is something with a weird name I can’t pronounce, it’s a mix of soured white cream, cucumber and dill. Once I start learning how to ya know. Actually cook, I’ll get better at telling everyone else how to do it.
You like… mix about half a cucumber that’s been grated and squeezed, more dill than should be legal in your area, and sour cream. Then you let it chill. I think there’s also garlic, I dunno.
This cost me about half a silver, so I’m a fan. Plus with Braindigger, it’s real nice to always have my own plate!
Second Crystal
Crunch crunch crunch “Ish it workin’? Yeah it’sh workin…”
Crunch crunch crunch.
“Okay, so like. I gotta put these nay-sayers to rest. And by ‘put to rest’ I mean bitch at the glow-box and by ‘nay-sayers’ I mean anyone who doubts my amazing culinary skills. Like Drex –” crunch crunch crunch “And Vali. Especially Vali.
So, see. The thing is, Vali is super jealous of my cooking genius. Because I figured it out. I figured out the perfect food. Wait for it…”
Crunch crunch crunch. Continue reading “Second Crystal”
Meal of the Week: Pepper Egg Soup
When you have to make pepper eggs, waste not want not!
Fresh pepper egg soup with sage leaf garnish. Delicious and practical. Bone app the teeth.
…wait what? I’m supposed to explain how? …Uh…
Okay uh. So… Pepper eggs are made with like. Well. I use them for quick getaways, right? You take a small egg like from a bird or a dragon hawk, you use a dagger to poke a hole in both ends, and you blow the contents out into a bowl. Like. with your mouth. Literally blow it.
Then you finish with the pepper egg, using whatever you have on hand. The Golden Keg is near a blacksmithing station so I had access to flint AND gunpowder. These are really good eggs.
Anyhow, once you have the egg-snot in a bowl uh. Make it look pretty? I dunno, it’s really good protein, so pepper-egg restock day is usually my biggest food day. It’s amazing. It’s the best.
It’s not for everyone.
First Crystal
“Okay… is this working? I think it’s working. Hi! Oh. Wait you can’t see that. Uh. My name is Jax. Or Jack, apparently. Because I’m singular.
…whatever that means. Continue reading “First Crystal”
Under New Management
Hi. So. Uh, my name is Jaxkol Dawnsedge. Previously Shadowriot, previously-previously Shadowfel. I am a Ren’dorei living in Stormwind, nothing strange about me just a perfectly normal Ren’dorei, yup. Absolutely not a Sin’dorei hiding from someone in enemy territory. Nope.
Anyhow. I like to cook, among other things. I was telling Miss Katychla about that and she offered me this really… weird… journal thing. Said I would “making the betters use of it” than she was. So I guess that means you’re mine now, huh?
Don’t worry… I’ll take good care of you.
She said that sometimes books like this can talk back and… damn that just sounds cool as fel! So… I’m going to pick up where she left off. I’m going to document my best cooking recipes and my experiences around Azeroth.
I can’t wait to see what we do together…
Oh, right. And this is me!
Feed the Horde 